fine clean shaggy dog joke?
I am partial to “shaggy dog” jokes—a genre beloved by canine enthusiasts.
Clean—A three-legged dog straps on his six-shooters, jumps up on his big black horse and rides into town. When the women see him coming, they gather their children into their houses, lock the doors and shut the shutters.
The three-legged dog rides up to the saloon and dismounts, ties up his horse, and walks in through the swinging doors. the men at the bar look up from their drinks and head for the tables.
the three-legged dog growls, “Bartender, bring me a whiskey.” the bartender pours the shot with a trembling hand, and the three-legged dog snarls, “Leave the bottle.”
Then the sheriff walks in. He squares his shoulders and says to the three-legged dog, “Now listen here, three-legged dog. I don’t want no trouble outta you in town today.”
the three-legged dog finishes his drink, stands up,turns around slowly. “I’m not lookin for trouble, Sheriff. I’m just lookin fer the man who shot my paw..”
LOL ‘shot my paw’ that was funny!!!
Shaggy – Hot Shot /w Lyrics!
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